Springwater— toot
July 8, 2026
July 6, 2026
July 3, 2026
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I ordered an Oddjob hat because they’re made for ginormous heads, like mine. It fits so well. Delighted.— toot
June 29, 2026
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When I was nine, my friends and I decided to run a lemonade stand. Dad was in seminary and we lived on campus, so our neighbors were all ’70s divinity students. One of them told us we had a bad business plan and he didn’t care to support a doomed business. Fucking boomers, man.— toot
June 27, 2026
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Who is going to tell these people they aren’t actually “moderates?” I mean, what even is a moderate, but— toot
June 25, 2026
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Somewhere outside the zone that includes “dimwitted captain of industry” and “moustache-twirling billionaire” exists “unexpected house guest who offers to replace all the milk they drank with a dried out pre-roll and and vague mentions of a lost check.” #ai— toot
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“… the fediverse’s current resilience was produced by a specific wave of people who decided to run servers at a specific moment in time, and that the network is not really replacing its operator base. The bot signup crisis adds another layer of pressure on that same operator base.”— toot
June 23, 2026
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“When People Become Props in Street Photography”
Poor title, and file under “LLM style is eating everything,” but I don’t think it is wrong.— toot