July 11, 2026

• “The police that they’re adding are the mental health police.”

  Maybe a possible fine for suborning the ballot process.

  And with a lie tailored for Portland’s soft, white centrist lib underbelly.

  🤘🇺🇸🤘— toot

July 8, 2026

• Springwater— toot

  

July 6, 2026

• Paint crew— toot

  

July 3, 2026

• I ordered an Oddjob hat because they’re made for ginormous heads, like mine. It fits so well. Delighted.— toot

June 29, 2026

• When I was nine, my friends and I decided to run a lemonade stand. Dad was in seminary and we lived on campus, so our neighbors were all ’70s divinity students. One of them told us we had a bad business plan and he didn’t care to support a doomed business. Fucking boomers, man.— toot

June 27, 2026

• Who is going to tell these people they aren’t actually “moderates?” I mean, what even is a moderate, but— toot

June 25, 2026

• Somewhere outside the zone that includes “dimwitted captain of industry” and “moustache-twirling billionaire” exists “unexpected house guest who offers to replace all the milk they drank with a dried out pre-roll and and vague mentions of a lost check.” #ai— toot

• “… the fediverse’s current resilience was produced by a specific wave of people who decided to run servers at a specific moment in time, and that the network is not really replacing its operator base. The bot signup crisis adds another layer of pressure on that same operator base.”— toot

June 23, 2026

• “When People Become Props in Street Photography”

  Poor title, and file under “LLM style is eating everything,” but I don’t think it is wrong.— toot

June 21, 2026

• Oaks Park— toot